Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Pappa wants mamma naked
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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