i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
