Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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