doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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