IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
All the doctor said was why
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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