Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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