Yo dont text me then not text me
I wish i was in the wii world.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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