i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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