he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I just found puke in my bra..
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Text me some of your sweat
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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