there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
