i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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