Umm I'm too high to move.
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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