Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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