O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
