It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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