Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I am available for nakedness
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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