I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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