I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Dear god my vagina.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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