he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
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