is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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