We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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