I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
