quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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