i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
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