It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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