Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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