Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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