i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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