Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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