I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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