Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
whose ass print is on the piano?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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