When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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