bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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