I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Pooping to opera.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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