i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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