If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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