i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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