we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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