idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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