new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Alive.
So much puke
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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