He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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