nut hugger
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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