worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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