just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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