Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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