I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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