oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
These tits shall not be calmed
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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