I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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