i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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