He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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