i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
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I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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