Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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