Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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