She said her name was "party"
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
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